Whit’s that oan the telly?
Is that a wee broonie,
wearin a goonie,
fleein in the sky oan a bike?
It’s an alien?
Are ye shair?
Weel, whitever it is:
git that rubbish aff richt this meenit.
Written as part of #Scotstober2022 on Twitter (13th October — “broonie”)
